Table Tennis Nation makes an offer to representatives of Wall Street and Occupy Wall Street to settle their differences over ping pong
NEW YORK, NY — Table Tennis Nation is offering representatives from Wall Street and the Occupy Wall Street $100 per team to play a Table Tennis Nation Brawl to settle their issues once and for all. Over ping pong.
“Table tennis has an incredible diplomatic history,” noted Marty Reisman, 23-time National and International ping pong champion and President of Table Tennis Nation. “Ping Pong Diplomacy opened the doors for relations between China and the US, and can help settle Occupy Wall Street.”
Table Tennis Nation Brawls are 3-on-3 and feature trash talking, a 2 point ball, and the Table Tennis Nation paddle which levels the playing field and makes the World’s Most Popular sport easier for beginners and more exciting for experts.
Reisman, who will be appearing on Thursday’s Today Show in a segment about ping pong, noted , “Ping pong is played by the 100%, everyone around the world, and is the most democratic sport on earth. The Table Tennis Nation paddles are the only paddles that are designed to narrow the gap between beginners and experts and make the game better for everyone”
Not since Lorne Michaels offered The Beatles $3000 to appear on Saturday Night Live has such a compelling offer been made to solve an ongoing national and international crisis.
Table Tennis Nation pledges to host the Brawl between Wall Street and the Occupy Wall Street representatives, provide tables, paddles and balls, and broadcast the Wall Street vs. Occupy Wall Street Brawl live on TableTennisNation.com.
Representatives from both sides should contact Table Tennis Nation at firstname.lastname@example.org or via TableTennisNation.com.